{"id":7957,"date":"2011-10-16T11:03:29","date_gmt":"2011-10-16T09:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=7957"},"modified":"2011-10-16T11:04:14","modified_gmt":"2011-10-16T09:04:14","slug":"les-tristes-sires-les-gougnafiers-les-les-les-mots-me-manquent-cest-bien-simple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=7957","title":{"rendered":"Les tristes sires ! Les gougnafiers ! Les&#8230; Les&#8230; Les mots me manquent, c&rsquo;est bien simple !"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/yves_marchand_romain_meffre_ruins-detroit-740x587.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/yves_marchand_romain_meffre_ruins-detroit-740x587-300x237.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"yves_marchand_romain_meffre_ruins-detroit-740x587\" width=\"300\" height=\"237\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/yves_marchand_romain_meffre_ruins-detroit-740x587-300x237.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/yves_marchand_romain_meffre_ruins-detroit-740x587.jpg 740w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n.<br \/>\nPas plus tard que jeudi,<br \/>\nprofitant d&rsquo;une absence toute l\u00e9gitime&#8230;<br \/>\nRididine voulait faire du shopping,<br \/>\n(ce ne sont pas des choses qui se refusent)<br \/>\n&#8230; Et puis elle a une fa\u00e7on de vous dire :<br \/>\n&#8211; Mon ch\u00e9ri, je n&rsquo;ai plus rien \u00e0 me mettre !&#8230;<br \/>\nSi tu ne veux pas me voir courir toute nue, il faudrait&#8230;<br \/>\n(Non que cette perspective me d\u00e9range,<br \/>\nmais,<br \/>\nc&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;il commence \u00e0 faire froid !)<br \/>\nD&rsquo;un baiser, j&rsquo;ai clos son charmant gazouillis,<br \/>\n et nous sommes partis l\u00e9cher les vitrines&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230; Jeudi,<br \/>\ndonc,<br \/>\nles bureaux de la r\u00e9daction ont \u00e9t\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0visit\u00e9s\u00a0\u00bb !<br \/>\nLes pertes sont importantes,<br \/>\nles gredins ont emport\u00e9 des documents<br \/>\nd&rsquo;une valeur inestimable et,<br \/>\nnon contents de leurs rapines,<br \/>\nse sont permis de poster<br \/>\n(discr\u00e9ditant, par l\u00e0 m\u00eame, des ann\u00e9es de travail)<br \/>\nun inf\u00e2me billet,<br \/>\navec des images chiffonn\u00e9es et vulgaires,<br \/>\nsignant leur forfait de mon nom !<br \/>\nAh ! Les paltoquets !<br \/>\nLes sagouins !<br \/>\nSi je les tenais !<br \/>\nMon pote Don et moi-m\u00eame partons \u00e0 leur poursuite.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lhvvyi78P41qd2uw5o1_500.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lhvvyi78P41qd2uw5o1_500.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"tumblr_lhvvyi78P41qd2uw5o1_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lhvvyi78P41qd2uw5o1_500.png 500w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lhvvyi78P41qd2uw5o1_500-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lhvvyi78P41qd2uw5o1_500-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n.<br \/>\nAvec Don, tout est toujours plus facile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. Pas plus tard que jeudi, profitant d&rsquo;une absence toute l\u00e9gitime&#8230; Rididine voulait faire du shopping, (ce ne sont pas des choses qui se refusent) &#8230; Et puis elle a une fa\u00e7on de vous dire : &#8211; Mon ch\u00e9ri, je n&rsquo;ai plus rien \u00e0 me mettre !&#8230; Si tu ne veux pas me voir courir [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104,67,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7957"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7957\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8356,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7957\/revisions\/8356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}