{"id":7824,"date":"2011-09-17T09:02:01","date_gmt":"2011-09-17T07:02:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=7824"},"modified":"2011-09-17T09:02:01","modified_gmt":"2011-09-17T07:02:01","slug":"les-crapauds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=7824","title":{"rendered":"Les crapauds."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cependant qu&rsquo;elle surveillait les clients,<br \/>\nWispra l&rsquo;\u00e9coutait d&rsquo;une oreille distraite&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nOeil en trou de bite,<br \/>\nbave aux l\u00e8vres&#8230;<br \/>\nLe cramoisi du pif<br \/>\nle disputait<br \/>\nau rubescent du visage :<br \/>\nle byker \u00e9tait reparti<br \/>\ndans ses souvenirs.<br \/>\n&#8211; De midi \u00e0 cinq heures du matin fieu&#8230;<br \/>\nBoire, mais boire !<br \/>\nJ&rsquo;\u00e9tais p\u00e9t\u00e9 !<br \/>\nAu ouiski fieu&#8230;<br \/>\nQue du ouiski&#8230;<br \/>\nMalade !&#8230;<br \/>\npour rentrer chez moi,<br \/>\ndeux cent cinquante km pour en faire trente-deux&#8230;<br \/>\nJe n&rsquo;avais pas de carte<br \/>\nje tournais en rond !<br \/>\narriv\u00e9<br \/>\nla Loire avait d\u00e9bord\u00e9<br \/>\ndes crapauds,<br \/>\ndes milliers de crapauds&#8230;<br \/>\nIl me l\u00e8gue une plantation de vetiver \u00e0 Ha\u00efti<br \/>\nMais des crapauds !<br \/>\nDes centaines quoi !<br \/>\nIl en sortait de partout&#8230;<br \/>\nJ&rsquo;avais ma maison juste au-dessus de l&rsquo;eau&#8230;<br \/>\nCinquante centim\u00e8tres.<br \/>\nPuis j&rsquo;ai dormi fieu !<br \/>\nEt moi je lui avais donn\u00e9 mon van,<br \/>\nma moto Guzzi et tout l&rsquo;barda&#8230;<br \/>\nEt qu&rsquo;est ce que j&rsquo;apprends \u00e0 ce moment l\u00e0 ?&#8230;<br \/>\nCoup d&rsquo;\u00e9tat en Ha\u00efti !<br \/>\nJ&rsquo;avais plus rien !<br \/>\nLa plantation de v\u00e9tiver&#8230;<br \/>\nSchnole !<br \/>\nQu\u00e9quette !&#8230;<br \/>\nPlus un balle !&#8230;<br \/>\nEt le gars s&rsquo;\u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 taill\u00e9.<br \/>\nQuand la Loire est descendue<br \/>\nj&rsquo;ai revendu la maison.<br \/>\nJ&rsquo;ai tout bu.<br \/>\nEt sinon, tu connais la diff\u00e9rence entre la jeunesse et la vieillesse ?<br \/>\nh\u00e9 bien&#8230; La premi\u00e8re a quatre membres souples et un raide;<br \/>\nla seconde a quatre membres&#8230;<br \/>\nT&rsquo;as compris ?<br \/>\nHa ? tu la connaissais ?<br \/>\nElle est bonne hein ?.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nWispra !?<br \/>\nLa m\u00eame, dis !<br \/>\n&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Mugel-0.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Mugel-0.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"Mugel 0\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8010\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Mugel-0.gif 400w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Mugel-0-300x168.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Pourquoi les catogans doivent-ils toujours \u00eatre gris jaun\u00e2tre ?<br \/>\nPensa-t-elle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cependant qu&rsquo;elle surveillait les clients, Wispra l&rsquo;\u00e9coutait d&rsquo;une oreille distraite&#8230; &#8230; Oeil en trou de bite, bave aux l\u00e8vres&#8230; Le cramoisi du pif le disputait au rubescent du visage : le byker \u00e9tait reparti dans ses souvenirs. &#8211; De midi \u00e0 cinq heures du matin fieu&#8230; Boire, mais boire ! J&rsquo;\u00e9tais p\u00e9t\u00e9 ! Au ouiski [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,37,67,58,70,55,113],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chevelure","category-collage","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-rapport-au-sol","category-sous-leau","category-wispra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7824"}],"version-history":[{"count":35,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8075,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7824\/revisions\/8075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}