{"id":773,"date":"2008-10-02T04:47:37","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T03:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=773"},"modified":"2008-10-02T04:47:37","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T03:47:37","slug":"avion-pantoufle-stylo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=773","title":{"rendered":"Avion, pantoufle, stylo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/130307mere-0331.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/130307mere-0331-300x225.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"130307mere-0331\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-777\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/130307mere-0331-300x225.gif 300w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/130307mere-0331.gif 510w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/mere-b.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/mere-b-300x225.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"mere-b\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-772\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/mere-b-300x225.gif 300w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/mere-b.gif 510w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/mere-c.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/mere-c-300x201.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"mere-c\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-771\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/mere-c-300x201.gif 300w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/mere-c.gif 510w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Lui : Je vais vous dire trois mots madame, je vous les redemanderai apr\u00e8s.<br \/>\nAlors : pantoufle, avion, stylo. Voulez vous bien les r\u00e9p\u00e9ter ?<br \/>\nElle : oui<br \/>\nLui : alors pantoufle&#8230;<br \/>\nElle : pantoufle&#8230;<br \/>\nLui : pantoufle, avion, stylo.<br \/>\nElle : pantoufl&rsquo;avion-stylo !<br \/>\nLui : vous retenez bien ces trois mots, je vous les redemanderai tout \u00e0 l&rsquo;heure. Alors, pouvez vous me dire combien font cent moins sept ?<br \/>\nElle : &#8230;cent moins sept, cent moins sept<br \/>\nLui : cent moins sept&#8230;<br \/>\nElle : cent moins sept, nonante-trois ?!&#8230;<br \/>\nLui : bieeen ! nonante-trois, maintenant nonante-trois moins sept ?<br \/>\nElle : nonante-trois moins sept&#8230;seize ?<br \/>\nLui : bien, c&rsquo;est tr\u00e8s bien, c&rsquo;est pas grave, c&rsquo;est quatre-vingt-six mais ce n&rsquo;est pas grave&#8230; pouvez vous me dire les trois mots de tout \u00e0 l&rsquo;heure ?<br \/>\nElle : &#8230; les trois mots ?<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nElle ne comprend rien \u00e0 ce que ce monsieur lui dit.<br \/>\nLui : pantoufle&#8230;<br \/>\nElle : pantoufle ! ha ?<br \/>\nLui : oui&#8230; pantoufle, avion&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cette litho de Somville (mon peintre abhorr\u00e9) la toise depuis le mur, et je me plais \u00e0 penser que dans cette immense d\u00e9tresse de la m\u00e9moire,<br \/>\nma m\u00e8re ressemble \u00e0 Garbo,<br \/>\nretir\u00e9e du monde,<br \/>\nmais en couleur.<\/p>\n<p>(article paru pr\u00e9c\u00e9demment en premi\u00e8re chez madame de K dans \u00ab\u00a0fast-portrait\u00a0\u00bb)<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0clic<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fastportrait.canalblog.com\/\">fast-portrait\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lui : Je vais vous dire trois mots madame, je vous les redemanderai apr\u00e8s. Alors : pantoufle, avion, stylo. Voulez vous bien les r\u00e9p\u00e9ter ? Elle : oui Lui : alors pantoufle&#8230; Elle : pantoufle&#8230; Lui : pantoufle, avion, stylo. Elle : pantoufl&rsquo;avion-stylo ! Lui : vous retenez bien ces trois mots, je vous les [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,67,1,123,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chevelure","category-correspondance","category-non-classe","category-lambeaux","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=773"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":780,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions\/780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}