{"id":7313,"date":"2011-05-20T16:33:39","date_gmt":"2011-05-20T14:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=7313"},"modified":"2011-05-20T16:44:28","modified_gmt":"2011-05-20T14:44:28","slug":"il-faut-vivre-avec-son-siecle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=7313","title":{"rendered":"Il faut vivre avec son si\u00e8cle…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ou comment am\u00e9liorer la mobilit\u00e9.
\n.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nMon p\u00e8re m’habitua tr\u00e8s t\u00f4t et,
\n.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nd’aussi loin que je me souvienne,
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nj’ai toujours r\u00eav\u00e9 d’am\u00e9liorer les moyens de locomotions.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nAu d\u00e9but ma petite soeur en fit les frais,
\n\"\"<\/a>
\ndu reste…
\nMais plus tard,
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nRididine se pr\u00eata,
\nde bonne gr\u00e2ce,
\n\u00e0 toutes mes frasques.
\nH\u00e9las,
\napr\u00e8s plusieurs \u00ab\u00a0jets de Rididine\u00a0\u00bb,
\nil fallu bien admettre que,
\nmalgr\u00e9 une pouss\u00e9e virile,
\nses battements de bras et de jambes
\nne parvenaient pas \u00e0 la maintenir en vol.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nLe vaisseau spatio-temporel
\nne voulu jamais d\u00e9coller…
\nCyd ne m’en voulu pas.
\nMais ce qu’on s’est amus\u00e9 !
\nVous me connaissez…
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nChez General Motor,
\nla voiture en bois
\nn’eut pas un tr\u00e8s grand \u00e9cho,
\nnon plus.
\nLes sots !…
\nPeut \u00eatre seraient-ils
\nencore \u00e0 flot
\n\u00e0 l’heure actuelle !
\n.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nMon amie Ava m’aida un temps…
\nJe dois dire que ce mode de propulsion
\nrencontre encore un vif succ\u00e8s
\naupr\u00e8s des petits et des grands…
\nBrave Ava,
\nelle me manque vous savez.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nLa bou\u00e9e cheval n’eut qu’un temps.
\n.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nUn temps vous dis-je.
\n.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nL’autruche,
\nanimal capricieux par d\u00e9finition,
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nfut vite abandonn\u00e9e aussi.
\n.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nQuant au sulky il \u00e9tait int\u00e9ressant,
\nmais…
\n.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nL’avion arriva…
\n.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\n… C’est alors que je repris tous mes calculs
\net me dis…
\n\u00ab\u00a0Bon sang, mais c’est bien s\u00fbr\u00a0\u00bb
\n(selon la formule consacr\u00e9e)
\nCe qu’il fallait c’\u00e9taient des autoroutes dans le ciel !<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\n\"\"<\/a>
\n.
\nDes tas d’autoroutes !
\n\"\"<\/a>
\n.
\nD\u00e9sormais, plus d’embouteillages.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ou comment am\u00e9liorer la mobilit\u00e9. . Mon p\u00e8re m’habitua tr\u00e8s t\u00f4t et, . d’aussi loin que je me souvienne, j’ai toujours r\u00eav\u00e9 d’am\u00e9liorer les moyens de locomotions. Au d\u00e9but ma petite soeur en fit les frais, du reste… Mais plus tard, Rididine se pr\u00eata, de bonne gr\u00e2ce, \u00e0 toutes mes frasques. H\u00e9las, apr\u00e8s plusieurs \u00ab\u00a0jets […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104,37,67,58,122,70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema","category-collage","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-photos","category-rapport-au-sol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7313"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7353,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7313\/revisions\/7353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}