{"id":7268,"date":"2011-05-16T10:16:08","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T08:16:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=7268"},"modified":"2011-05-16T10:16:36","modified_gmt":"2011-05-16T08:16:36","slug":"assiette-heurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=7268","title":{"rendered":"Assiette heurts."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Comme un hamster,<br \/>\nla boule log\u00e9e dans la joue,<br \/>\nil observait dans leurs pupilles<br \/>\nou plut\u00f4t<br \/>\ndevinait<br \/>\nla t\u00e9l\u00e9vision<br \/>\n\u00e0 laquelle il tournait le dos<br \/>\nen bout de table&#8230;<br \/>\nPuni.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nIl n&rsquo;avait plus faim.<br \/>\nVraiment.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nLe gratin englouti depuis longtemps d\u00e9j\u00e0<br \/>\nle seul truc de <em>bon<\/em> n&rsquo;\u00e9tait plus qu&rsquo;un souvenir<br \/>\nAmertume,<br \/>\ntexture<br \/>\net couleur<br \/>\nm\u00e9lang\u00e9es aux reflets mordor\u00e9s de ce quelconque jambon p\u00e2le&#8230;<br \/>\nLes endives tapies dans la pur\u00e9e,<br \/>\nil n&rsquo;y arriverait jamais.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nA pr\u00e9sent il n&rsquo;avait plus qu&rsquo;une envie :<br \/>\nrecracher cette inf\u00e2me bouillie<br \/>\nde salive  enrob\u00e9e<br \/>\nde sucs s\u00fbrs<br \/>\net de jus amers<br \/>\nqui se d\u00e9litaient dans sa bouche.<br \/>\nVomir !<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nAvale !<br \/>\nMange !<br \/>\nJoue pas Ta com\u00e9die !<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nEt cette assiette<br \/>\n\u00e0 moiti\u00e9 pleine<br \/>\nle fixant de tous ses petit yeux gras !<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/chicons_au_gratin_endives_au_gratin.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/chicons_au_gratin_endives_au_gratin.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"chicons_au_gratin_endives_au_gratin\" width=\"116\" height=\"64\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7272\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comme un hamster, la boule log\u00e9e dans la joue, il observait dans leurs pupilles ou plut\u00f4t devinait la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision \u00e0 laquelle il tournait le dos en bout de table&#8230; Puni. . Il n&rsquo;avait plus faim. Vraiment. . Le gratin englouti depuis longtemps d\u00e9j\u00e0 le seul truc de bon n&rsquo;\u00e9tait plus qu&rsquo;un souvenir Amertume, texture et [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,67,58,123,126],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collage","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-lambeaux","category-moisi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7268"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7280,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7268\/revisions\/7280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}