{"id":6575,"date":"2011-02-10T10:48:07","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T08:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=6575"},"modified":"2011-02-10T10:48:07","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T08:48:07","slug":"deux-etres-merveilleux-ou-cerise-taime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=6575","title":{"rendered":"Deux \u00eatres merveilleux&#8230; Ou Cerise t&rsquo;aime."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ils \u00e9taient choux tous les deux,<br \/>\nc&rsquo;\u00e9tait merveilleux !<br \/>\nElle,<br \/>\ndans sa robe mousseline,<br \/>\nen \u00e9tait baba<br \/>\nlui<br \/>\nBavarois<br \/>\nde vraies cr\u00e8mes !<br \/>\nIls dans\u00e8rent le merengu\u00e9 toute la nuit et quoique,<br \/>\npar un zeste d\u00e9plac\u00e9 il la troussa,<br \/>\npoint de lardons ils n&rsquo;eurent.<br \/>\nSes bouquets garnis lui faisaient cr\u00e9piter le millefeuille<br \/>\n&#8211; On est sur des saveurs sucr\u00e9es-sal\u00e9es lui dit-il&#8230;<br \/>\nEn un \u00e9clair, ch&rsquo;uis chocolat de toi ! Ouvrons une p\u00e2tisserie !<br \/>\n&#8211; Oh oui ! ce magasin, ce sera Len\u00f4tre Gaston, lui dit-elle,<br \/>\narsouille !&#8230; Juste pour le jeu de mot !&#8230;<br \/>\nCouronnes d&rsquo;ananas,<br \/>\nprofiterolles,<br \/>\nbombes glac\u00e9es,<br \/>\ncornets \u00e0 la cr\u00e8me,<br \/>\ncraquelins et cramiques,<br \/>\ntartes au sucre,<br \/>\n\u00e9taient leur quotidien.<br \/>\nLa boutique tournait,<br \/>\nde la brioche il prenait,<br \/>\nelle s&#8217;emp\u00e2tait aussi.<br \/>\n(Il faut le dire).<br \/>\nUn jour il s&rsquo;amouracha d&rsquo;une salamandre et la ganache retomba entre eux.<br \/>\nLe temps de d\u00e9canter et de se d\u00e9gorger le poireau ailleurs,<br \/>\nil partit \u00e0 l&rsquo;anglaise.<br \/>\nCet oiseau sans t\u00eate dit \u00e0 Charlotte de ne pas en faire un flan<br \/>\nqu&rsquo;il reviendrait, que&#8230; Que&#8230; Mais souvent les hommes !<br \/>\nElle,<br \/>\ndans la panade comme une quiche,<br \/>\nd\u00e9cantait pour clarifier.<br \/>\nUn zeste,<br \/>\nun seul,<br \/>\naurait suffit \u00e0 faire fr\u00e9mir \u00e0 nouveau son petit cul de poule pourtant.<br \/>\nElle mourut \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9touff\u00e9e sans nouvelles du mis\u00e9rable.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/163002_10150348163245431_773155430_16221418_6112858_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/163002_10150348163245431_773155430_16221418_6112858_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"163002_10150348163245431_773155430_16221418_6112858_n\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6608\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/163002_10150348163245431_773155430_16221418_6112858_n.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/163002_10150348163245431_773155430_16221418_6112858_n-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>(Piqu\u00e9 chez Myriam El T. via facebook).<\/em><br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nJ&rsquo;ai faim moi&#8230; Pas vous ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ils \u00e9taient choux tous les deux, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait merveilleux ! Elle, dans sa robe mousseline, en \u00e9tait baba lui Bavarois de vraies cr\u00e8mes ! Ils dans\u00e8rent le merengu\u00e9 toute la nuit et quoique, par un zeste d\u00e9plac\u00e9 il la troussa, point de lardons ils n&rsquo;eurent. Ses bouquets garnis lui faisaient cr\u00e9piter le millefeuille &#8211; On est [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,58,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-hotels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6575"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6612,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6575\/revisions\/6612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}