{"id":6193,"date":"2010-12-15T07:57:34","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T05:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=6193"},"modified":"2010-12-15T07:57:34","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T05:57:34","slug":"nattends-pas-de-durians-a-mayotte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=6193","title":{"rendered":"N’attends pas de durians \u00e0 Mayotte…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Charlatan
\nn\u00e9gociant
\nchez Petrossian
\nMonsieur Ga\u00ebtan Durian
\n(Michigan)
\nportant catogan
\navait pour talisman
\nun orang-outan
\nsur l’astrakan.
\nEn attendant
\nil p\u00eachait l’achigan
\nsur son sampan
\npr\u00e8s du torrent
\ndurant l’ramadan…
\nA cran les ca\u00efmans !
\n.
\nTemps.
\n.
\nSur son alezan
\nNathan D.
\n(un Barman pas ottoman
\nplut\u00f4t hooligan )
\nchassant le faon
\nlui fit pan dans le cardan d’sa Trabant jaune safran \u00e0 Ga\u00ebtan.
\nEt vlan !
\nFit G. Durian,
\nrangeant
\nson yatagan
\ntout coupant
\net tout tranchant
\nsous le banian
\ndans le flanc
\nde N. Durant
\n(le barman )
\nlui faisant passer le go\u00fbt du pemmican.
\n.
\nTemps.
\n.
\nMourant dans un cri per\u00e7ant
\nNathan Durant
\ngitan
\ngisant ne rit plus tout le temps…
\n(On l’comprend,
\nmille cabestans !)
\n.
\nTemps.
\n.
\nBilan : pas gentleman marrant,
\nplut\u00f4t paysan par moment,
\nquel sacripan ce Ga\u00ebtan Durian sous son raglan !
\n…
\n(Du nanan les rimes en \u00ab\u00a0an\u00a0\u00bb !
\nAhan !)
\n.
\n\"\"<\/a>
\n(Coupe scanner de durian : imagerie scientifique).<\/em>
\n(Clin d’oeil \u00e0 Tess).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Charlatan n\u00e9gociant chez Petrossian Monsieur Ga\u00ebtan Durian (Michigan) portant catogan avait pour talisman un orang-outan sur l’astrakan. En attendant il p\u00eachait l’achigan sur son sampan pr\u00e8s du torrent durant l’ramadan… A cran les ca\u00efmans ! . Temps. . Sur son alezan Nathan D. (un Barman pas ottoman plut\u00f4t hooligan ) chassant le faon lui fit […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6193"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6218,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6193\/revisions\/6218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}