{"id":6190,"date":"2010-12-21T08:35:37","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T06:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=6190"},"modified":"2010-12-21T08:35:37","modified_gmt":"2010-12-21T06:35:37","slug":"le-mystere-brocoli-nen-etait-plus-un","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=6190","title":{"rendered":"Le myst\u00e8re Brocoli n&rsquo;en \u00e9tait plus un."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Voix off, derri\u00e8re la lampe.<br \/>\n<em>-Je vais te dire comment \u00e7a va se terminer&#8230;<br \/>\nIl y aura confrontation avec les t\u00e9moins que j&rsquo;ai arros\u00e9.<br \/>\nIls vont te charger s\u00e9v\u00e8re<br \/>\nLes jur\u00e9s n&rsquo;en croiront pas leurs oreilles&#8230;<br \/>\nTa m\u00e8re, elle m\u00eame, sera honteuse d&rsquo;avoir enfant\u00e9 un tel rebut de capote&#8230;<br \/>\nAlors, raclure de bidet, \u00e0 table !<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/05-brocoli-mri.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/05-brocoli-mri.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"05-brocoli-mri\" width=\"500\" height=\"352\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6189\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/05-brocoli-mri.gif 523w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/05-brocoli-mri-300x211.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nMister Brocoli restait un mafieux notoire&#8230;<br \/>\n(Son arbre g\u00e9n\u00e9alogique le r\u00e9v\u00e9lait amplement.)&#8230;<br \/>\nLe commissaire, versait dans le st\u00e9r\u00e9otype du genre,<br \/>\nmais \u00e9tait aux petits soins pour cet invit\u00e9 de marque.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n<em>(Toi aussi imagine ce qui pourrait convenir le mieux \u00e0 cette image scanner de monsieur Brocoli;o)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voix off, derri\u00e8re la lampe. -Je vais te dire comment \u00e7a va se terminer&#8230; Il y aura confrontation avec les t\u00e9moins que j&rsquo;ai arros\u00e9. Ils vont te charger s\u00e9v\u00e8re Les jur\u00e9s n&rsquo;en croiront pas leurs oreilles&#8230; Ta m\u00e8re, elle m\u00eame, sera honteuse d&rsquo;avoir enfant\u00e9 un tel rebut de capote&#8230; Alors, raclure de bidet, \u00e0 table [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[108,67,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animatin-gif","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6190"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6242,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6190\/revisions\/6242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}