{"id":6111,"date":"2010-12-06T02:04:18","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T00:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=6111"},"modified":"2010-12-06T02:14:02","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T00:14:02","slug":"bientot-noel-je-mentraine-a-faire-des-petits-contes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=6111","title":{"rendered":"Bient\u00f4t No\u00ebl, je m&rsquo;entraine \u00e0 faire des petits contes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Indiff\u00e9rent \u00e0 la foule,<br \/>\ncelle de ces grands magasins<br \/>\nillumin\u00e9s comme des bordels<br \/>\npour les f\u00eates,<br \/>\nle petit bonhomme faisait voguer,<br \/>\n\u00e0 bout de bras,<br \/>\nson petit navire fait d&rsquo;une noix<br \/>\net d&rsquo;un tout petit bout de tissu<br \/>\nIl s&rsquo;en allait,<br \/>\nainsi,<br \/>\nchantant \u00e0 tue-t\u00eate<br \/>\nsa rengaine magnifique,<br \/>\n<em>Oh\u00e9 ! Oh\u00e9 ! m\u00e2telooooOOOt !!!<br \/>\nMatelot naviiigue sur les flooOOts&#8230;<\/em><br \/>\nmartelant ses galoches sur le pav\u00e9,<br \/>\nPic ! Pac ! Pouc !<br \/>\nles cong\u00e8res molles des bordures&#8230;<br \/>\nPlif ! Plaf ! Plouf !<br \/>\nla neige sale de l&rsquo;asphalte&#8230;<br \/>\nFlitch ! Flatch ! Floutch !<br \/>\nLes flaques froides et glac\u00e9es du goudron,<br \/>\nChlip&rsquo; ! chlap&rsquo; ! Chloup&rsquo; !<br \/>\net P A F !<br \/>\nIl ne vit pas la voiture&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nLa voix smart et nasillarde du haut parleur dans le \u00ab\u00a0grand magasin\u00a0\u00bb d&rsquo;\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 annon\u00e7a :<br \/>\n&#8211; Le petit Arthur est attendu par sa maman \u00e0 l&rsquo;accueil, au rez-de-chauss\u00e9e,<br \/>\nje r\u00e9p\u00e8te :<br \/>\n&#8211; Le petit Arthur est attendu&#8230;<br \/>\nEt la voix fut couverte par<br \/>\nle bleu \u00e9lectrique intermittent d&rsquo;une sir\u00e8ne,<br \/>\nau hululement inutile d\u00e9j\u00e0.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/paris.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/paris.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"paris\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6121\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nCe qui, pour un conte de No\u00ebl,<br \/>\nest assez triste, en somme,<br \/>\nj&rsquo;en conviens&#8230;<br \/>\nMais vous me connaissez&#8230;<br \/>\nJ&rsquo;adore raconter des histoires<br \/>\net peut \u00eatre que celle-ci n&rsquo;est encore,<br \/>\nune fois,<br \/>\nque le fruit de mon imagination,<br \/>\nallez savoir ?<br \/>\n&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Indiff\u00e9rent \u00e0 la foule, celle de ces grands magasins illumin\u00e9s comme des bordels pour les f\u00eates, le petit bonhomme faisait voguer, \u00e0 bout de bras, son petit navire fait d&rsquo;une noix et d&rsquo;un tout petit bout de tissu Il s&rsquo;en allait, ainsi, chantant \u00e0 tue-t\u00eate sa rengaine magnifique, Oh\u00e9 ! Oh\u00e9 ! m\u00e2telooooOOOt !!! Matelot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[108,67,58,123,122,70,55,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animatin-gif","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-lambeaux","category-photos","category-rapport-au-sol","category-sous-leau","category-vegetaux"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6111"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6128,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6111\/revisions\/6128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}