{"id":5835,"date":"2010-10-07T09:12:12","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T07:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=5835"},"modified":"2010-10-07T09:12:12","modified_gmt":"2010-10-07T07:12:12","slug":"collages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=5835","title":{"rendered":"Collages."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/autruches.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/autruches-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"autruches\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5836\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/autruches-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/autruches.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nMarie-C\u00e9cile tu fais suer !<br \/>\nJe suis parti avec Plaisir<br \/>\n(tu sais ? Mon ami Camerounais !)<br \/>\net on a discut\u00e9, toute la soir\u00e9e,<br \/>\navec Prudence, Constance et Parcimonie<br \/>\n(trois merveilleuses amies).<br \/>\nConstance (qui est arriv\u00e9e plus tard) nous a racont\u00e9 l&rsquo;histoire de la mite qui d\u00e9vore une veste en tweed dans un placard et qui, d\u00e9go\u00fbt\u00e9e, en recrache un morceau en disant :<br \/>\n&#8211; Zut ! J&rsquo;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment horreur de la cuisine anglaise !&#8230;<br \/>\nEt me voila, certes un peu bourr\u00e9 mais&#8230;<br \/>\nBon ! j&rsquo;vais dormir moi !<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nComme disait Pierre Dac :<br \/>\n\u201d Le chemin le plus court d\u2019un point \u00e0 un autre est la ligne droite,<br \/>\n\u00e0 condition que les deux points soient bien en face l\u2019un de l\u2019autre.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; Marie-C\u00e9cile tu fais suer ! Je suis parti avec Plaisir (tu sais ? Mon ami Camerounais !) et on a discut\u00e9, toute la soir\u00e9e, avec Prudence, Constance et Parcimonie (trois merveilleuses amies). Constance (qui est arriv\u00e9e plus tard) nous a racont\u00e9 l&rsquo;histoire de la mite qui d\u00e9vore une veste en tweed dans un placard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,67,58,122,70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collage","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-photos","category-rapport-au-sol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5835"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5838,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5835\/revisions\/5838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}