{"id":5067,"date":"2010-05-05T08:42:58","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T06:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=5067"},"modified":"2010-05-05T08:44:02","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T06:44:02","slug":"mista-frunche-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=5067","title":{"rendered":"Mista Frunche (prononcer froun\u2019tch\u00e9). (II et fin)."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/lubumbashi-h-248.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/lubumbashi-h-248.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"lubumbashi-h-248\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5071\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/lubumbashi-h-248.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/lubumbashi-h-248-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nComme aux examens,<br \/>\ncomme aux interros,<br \/>\nil dansait sur l&rsquo;estrade,<br \/>\nsauf que l\u00e0 c&rsquo;\u00e9tait de la <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tsrocks.com\/o\/otis_redding_texts\/fa-fa-fa-fa-fa_sad_song.html\">fafa song<\/a><\/em> d&rsquo;Otis Redding<br \/>\nou du <em>sex machine<\/em> de James Brown qu&rsquo;il s&rsquo;agissait.<br \/>\nPendant que t\u00eates cr\u00e9pues et autres s\u00e9chaient sur les verbes irr\u00e9guliers.<br \/>\nil se retournait parfois d&rsquo;un coups et pointait du doigt un tricheur<br \/>\npuis reprenait ses tr\u00e9moussements salaces,<br \/>\ncoquetterie dans l&rsquo;oeil et physique de bicyclette.<br \/>\nTout cela n&rsquo;avait AUCUNE importance :<br \/>\nil \u00e9tait dans la motown naissante, la soul, le funky&#8230;<br \/>\nHan ! han ! two times !<br \/>\nLes \u00e9tudiants voyaient, en vrai, le d\u00e9funt Kakou en black<br \/>\nbien avant la naissance de celui-ci sur sc\u00e8ne<br \/>\nhan ! one time !<br \/>\n<em>&#8230; En mouvement !<br \/>\nwhat&rsquo;s the day today ?<br \/>\nle premier que j&rsquo;attrape en train de chuchoter<br \/>\nde papoter<br \/>\nde bavarder<br \/>\nje lui fiche un rapport<\/em><br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nMais non, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait \u00e7a le principal !&#8230;<br \/>\nLa motown naissante, la soul, le funky&#8230;<br \/>\nThree times now<br \/>\nhan-han-han !!!<br \/>\ndemi-tour sur lui m\u00eame<br \/>\nExtraordinaire Mista Frunche !<br \/>\nqui adorait enseigner&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00e0 sa fa\u00e7on.<br \/>\net danser&#8230;<br \/>\nDivinement bien.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nUn jour, rencontrant un de ses coll\u00e8gue<br \/>\nfort courtis\u00e9 en salle de profs<br \/>\npar un ar\u00e9opage f\u00e9minin<br \/>\net devant son casier,<br \/>\nimmens\u00e9ment vide de tout courrier,<br \/>\nil constata d&rsquo;une voix espi\u00e8gle :<br \/>\n&#8211; today, no mail&#8230; Only female !<br \/>\npuis s&rsquo;esquiva vers son cours<br \/>\ntout heureux de son jeu de mot.<br \/>\n&lsquo;acr\u00e9 Frunch\u00e9 !&#8230;<br \/>\nOne time &#8230; Han !<br \/>\nRideau, funky mista Frunch\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comme aux examens, comme aux interros, il dansait sur l&rsquo;estrade, sauf que l\u00e0 c&rsquo;\u00e9tait de la fafa song d&rsquo;Otis Redding ou du sex machine de James Brown qu&rsquo;il s&rsquo;agissait. Pendant que t\u00eates cr\u00e9pues et autres s\u00e9chaient sur les verbes irr\u00e9guliers. il se retournait parfois d&rsquo;un coups et pointait du doigt un tricheur puis reprenait ses [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[110,67,58,122],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-5067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cameroun","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-photos","tag-cameroun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5067"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5075,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5067\/revisions\/5075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}