{"id":5000,"date":"2010-04-30T08:47:29","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T06:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=5000"},"modified":"2010-04-30T15:45:49","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T13:45:49","slug":"aujourdhui-jai-ramene-la-polio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=5000","title":{"rendered":"\u00ab\u00a0Aujourd’hui j’ai ramen\u00e9 la polio\u00a0\u00bb<\/em> qu\u2019il a dit."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n.
\n.
\n.
\nIl balan\u00e7ait d’un pied sur l’autre
\nfaisant toujours semblant d’\u00eatre paralys\u00e9 du genou gauche.
\nCela tournait au cauchemar
\nComment faire avaler ce canular ?
\nils n’avaient donc aucun humour ces deux l\u00e0 ?
\nil voyait bien que tout cela ne rimait \u00e0 rien…
\nSes grands parents \u00e9taient de plus en plus inquiets,
\nils gobaient TOUT ces gens !
\nLui cette histoire de polio ne le faisait plus rire :
\nla cr\u00e9dulit\u00e9 et les visages inquiets de ces deux vieux \u00e9tait hallucinante ;
\net eux, qu’allaient-ils dire aux parents, leurs enfants, \u00e0 leur retour ?
\npris \u00e0 son propre pi\u00e8ge le gaillard, debout sur le lit du salon, gambergeait sec :
\ncontinuer de mentir ou dire que c’\u00e9tait pass\u00e9 ?
\nune blague.
\nSe d\u00e9cider pour la premi\u00e8re solution
\nou \u00e9clater de rire et s’enfuir pour \u00e9viter la \u00ab\u00a0baffe de trouille\u00a0\u00bb ?
\nla retraite \u00e9tait coup\u00e9e.
\n.
\n.
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. . . Il balan\u00e7ait d’un pied sur l’autre faisant toujours semblant d’\u00eatre paralys\u00e9 du genou gauche. Cela tournait au cauchemar Comment faire avaler ce canular ? ils n’avaient donc aucun humour ces deux l\u00e0 ? il voyait bien que tout cela ne rimait \u00e0 rien… Ses grands parents \u00e9taient de plus en plus inquiets, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[108,104,67,1,24,123,70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animatin-gif","category-cinema","category-correspondance","category-non-classe","category-hotels","category-lambeaux","category-rapport-au-sol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5000"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5016,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5000\/revisions\/5016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}