{"id":1775,"date":"2009-03-13T11:09:20","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T10:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=1775"},"modified":"2009-03-13T11:12:35","modified_gmt":"2009-03-13T10:12:35","slug":"elle-me-lavait-bien-cache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=1775","title":{"rendered":"Elle me l&rsquo;avait bien cach\u00e9!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mere-100309-062.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mere-100309-062-225x300.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"mere-100309-062\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1784\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mere-100309-062-225x300.gif 225w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mere-100309-062.gif 383w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nMa m\u00e8re est un agent secret,<br \/>\nelle me l&rsquo;avait cach\u00e9.<br \/>\nElle parle discr\u00e8tement \u00e0 son oreillette planqu\u00e9e dans le col de son pull, se m\u00e9fie des gens qui passent \u00e0 proximit\u00e9 et reste tr\u00e8s discr\u00e8te sur sa mission en me regardant comme un gentil monsieur qui l&rsquo;aide dans son entreprise.<br \/>\nDes fois elle parle en swahili pour ne pas \u00eatre comprise des autres services secrets<br \/>\nelle parle avec ses parents et redevient petit enfant instantan\u00e9ment, signant ses messages en frottant doucement son nez au roudoudou de son pilou<br \/>\nC&rsquo;est s\u00fbrement cod\u00e9!<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0&#8230; Cette femme est un h\u00e9ros que j&rsquo;ai dans la peau&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nDieu! que j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9test\u00e9 cette chanson,<br \/>\net maintenant que le sens s&rsquo;impose,<br \/>\nj&rsquo;ach\u00e8terais (presque) le cd!&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mere-100309-056.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mere-100309-056.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"mere-100309-056\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1785\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mere-100309-056.gif 510w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/mere-100309-056-300x225.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nLe taxi est l\u00e0, elle ne se d\u00e9place plus qu&rsquo;en taxi M.R. (mobilit\u00e9 r\u00e9duite et non <a href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mouvement_R%C3%A9formateur\">\u00ab\u00a0mouvement r\u00e9formateur\u00a0\u00bb)<\/a> ,pour brouiller les pistes sans doutes&#8230;<br \/>\nMieux semer les agents de sa majest\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma m\u00e8re est un agent secret, elle me l&rsquo;avait cach\u00e9. Elle parle discr\u00e8tement \u00e0 son oreillette planqu\u00e9e dans le col de son pull, se m\u00e9fie des gens qui passent \u00e0 proximit\u00e9 et reste tr\u00e8s discr\u00e8te sur sa mission en me regardant comme un gentil monsieur qui l&rsquo;aide dans son entreprise. Des fois elle parle en [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,67,1,58,123,118,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chevelure","category-correspondance","category-non-classe","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-lambeaux","category-sons","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1775"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1787,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1775\/revisions\/1787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}