{"id":1442,"date":"2009-01-16T10:01:22","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T09:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=1442"},"modified":"2009-01-16T10:05:54","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T09:05:54","slug":"1442","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=1442","title":{"rendered":"Le cavalier \u00e9clectique."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nUne terrible envie de faire dans le kitsch ce matin
\nJ’aime les roses… f\u00e2n\u00e9es!
\net les cowboys qui se cassent \u00e0 l’horizon avec cactus \u00e0 l’avant-plan-gauche,
\nla question \u00e9tait: comment concilier les deux sans mettre les \u00ab\u00a0cactus \u00a0\u00bb ou les \u00ab\u00a0roses f\u00e2n\u00e9es\u00a0\u00bb de J. Dutronc…?
\nc’est alors que Lynn Anderson est arriv\u00e9e \u00e0 mon secours…
\nElle me raconte, \u00e0 la louche, une sombre histoire de rose de jardin qui ne promet rien,
\net me le fredonne a capella: magn\u00e9to Serge!<\/p>\n

Instrumental break.<\/p>\n

I beg your pardon,
\nI never promised you a rose garden.<\/p>\n

I could sing you a tune or promise you the moon,
\nBut if that’s what it takes to hold you,
\nI’d just as soon let you go, but there’s one thing I want you to know.
\nYou better look before you leap, still waters run deep,
\nAnd there won’t always be someone there to pull you out,
\nAnd you know what I’m talkin’ about.
\nSo smile for a while and let’s be jolly:
\nLove shouldn’t be so melancholy.
\nCome along and share the good times while we can.<\/p>\n

I beg your pardon,
\nI never promised you a rose garden.
\nAlong with the sunshine,
\nThere’s gotta be a little rain sometimes.
\nTo fade.<\/em><\/p>\n

Lynn Anderson<\/a><\/p>\n

Romantique et tout.
\nJ’a-do-re-!-!-!
\nTo-ta-le-ment-em-bal-l\u00e9, je suis!
\nil me faut r\u00e9unir une \u00e9quipe de tournage au plus vite,
\nun studio \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0tchinn-et-Sheeta\u00a0\u00bb,
\nla prod. me file une avance sur recette… Sachant que Richard Harris jouera le cheval.
\nJe demande \u00e0 Clint de me faire un tour de lasso: une simple formalit\u00e9…
\nApr\u00e8s, on s’est retrouv\u00e9 avec les fr\u00e8res Cohen et Woody \u00e0 la cantoche…
\nOn a bien ri en pensant \u00e0 tous ces cr\u00e9tins qui payaient encore le cinoche au lieu d’attendre que \u00e7a passe \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9, gratos!
\n<\/embed><\/p>\n

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\n Richard Harris.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Une terrible envie de faire dans le kitsch ce matin J’aime les roses… f\u00e2n\u00e9es! et les cowboys qui se cassent \u00e0 l’horizon avec cactus \u00e0 l’avant-plan-gauche, la question \u00e9tait: comment concilier les deux sans mettre les \u00ab\u00a0cactus \u00a0\u00bb ou les \u00ab\u00a0roses f\u00e2n\u00e9es\u00a0\u00bb de J. Dutronc…? c’est alors que Lynn Anderson est arriv\u00e9e \u00e0 mon secours… […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,1,58,123,14,34,122,118,32,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-correspondance","category-non-classe","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-lambeaux","category-machines","category-mouvement","category-photos","category-sons","category-vegetaux","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1442"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1453,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1442\/revisions\/1453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}