{"id":12726,"date":"2020-05-25T19:24:14","date_gmt":"2020-05-25T17:24:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=12726"},"modified":"2020-05-25T19:24:14","modified_gmt":"2020-05-25T17:24:14","slug":"%e8%80%81%e5%ad%90%e8%af%b4%ef%bc%8c%e8%a6%81%e3%80%8a%e5%be%97%e9%81%93%e3%80%8b%ef%bc%81","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=12726","title":{"rendered":"\u8001\u5b50\u8bf4\uff0c\u8981\u300a\u5f97\u9053\u300b\uff01"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Apr\u00e8s le diagnostic
\ntu n’as qu’une seule envie…
\nTe bourrer la gueule ce soir.
\nVu ce que la petite doctoresse<\/strong><\/a> vient de t’apprendre
\nle plus simplement du monde
\nC’est un peu comme dans \u00ab\u00a0Tintin et le lotus bleu\u00a0\u00bb
\nsouviens-toi,
\nla fameuse citation de Lao Tseu :
\n.<\/p>\n

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Apr\u00e8s,
\nc’est l’id\u00e9e qu’on s’en fait.
\nQue peut-elle savoir du \u00ab\u00a0Chien andalou<\/a>\u00a0\u00bb la petite ?
\nToi, tu n’as qu’une sc\u00e8ne en t\u00eate
\nr\u00e9currente…
\nCe n’est pas celle avec l’\u00e2ne dans le piano,
\ncrois-moi.
\nLa seule qu’on retient, c’est l’autre.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Juste apr\u00e8s,
\nc’est une petite g\u00eane
\navec des animalcules
\nqui se baladent dans l\u2019espace
\nmais tu sais pas o\u00f9…
\nDes endroits et des fronti\u00e8res invisibles
\nPire que mieux,
\nTr\u00e8s curieux \u2026
\nDans l’orbite,
\nle sourcil,
\nle front.
\nUn peu la m\u00eame sensation que
\nquand ta m\u00e8re mouillait son doigt
\npour te retirer une tache sur la figure…
\nComme apr\u00e8s qu’elle t\u2019ait retir\u00e9 la tache
\nmais que tu aurais pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 le faire toi-m\u00eame.
\nCe sentiment,
\nen tout cas.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Voila\u0300
\ntu reviens de la clinique
\net tu as rec\u0327u ta premie\u0300re piqu\u0302re
\ndans l\u2019\u0153il.
\nAvoue !
\nPour un visuel !\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

. . Apr\u00e8s le diagnostic tu n’as qu’une seule envie… Te bourrer la gueule ce soir. Vu ce que la petite doctoresse vient de t’apprendre le plus simplement du monde C’est un peu comme dans \u00ab\u00a0Tintin et le lotus bleu\u00a0\u00bb souviens-toi, la fameuse citation de Lao Tseu : . Apr\u00e8s, c’est l’id\u00e9e qu’on s’en fait. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,67,1,58,122,113],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collage","category-correspondance","category-non-classe","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-photos","category-wispra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12726"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12752,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12726\/revisions\/12752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}