{"id":12701,"date":"2020-05-23T18:47:35","date_gmt":"2020-05-23T16:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=12701"},"modified":"2020-05-23T18:47:35","modified_gmt":"2020-05-23T16:47:35","slug":"e-h-b-vs-a-d-b-ou-lapres-confinement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=12701","title":{"rendered":"E.H.B. vs A.D.B. ou l’apr\u00e8s confinement."},"content":{"rendered":"

P\u00e8re et m\u00e8re n’\u00e9taient pas d’accord sur les distances sociales.
\nMaman pr\u00f4nait,
\n\u00e0 raison,
\nune distanciation bas\u00e9e sur le carr\u00e9 de l’hypot\u00e9nuse,
\nrecette qui fonctionnait depuis la nuit des temps…
\nToujours !
\nD\u00e8s qu’un probl\u00e8me un peu complexe se pose \u00e0 vous,
\nAllez,
\n\u00e0 toi,
\non va se tutoyer,
\ncessons le voussoiement.
\nD\u00e8s qu’un probl\u00e8me un peu complexe se pose \u00e0 toi,
\ntu vois c’est plus coule (sic)
\nBim !
\nLe carr\u00e9 de l’hypot\u00e9nuse.
\nTu vois ?
\n\u00c7a marche.
\nPapa,
\nlui,
\navait toujours recours \u00e0 son accessoire favori,
\nle b\u00e2ton.
\nPourtant,
\nentre la figure E.H.B.<\/strong>
\net l’imposante A.D.B.<\/strong>
\no\u00f9 se trouvait contenu le triangle rectangle F.D.B.<\/strong>
\nil n’y avait pas photo :
\nM\u00e8re campait sur ses assises et tenait \u00e0 distance,
\nsans effort aucun,
\nson gougnafier de mari,
\nmon p\u00e8re.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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P\u00e8re et m\u00e8re n’\u00e9taient pas d’accord sur les distances sociales. Maman pr\u00f4nait, \u00e0 raison, une distanciation bas\u00e9e sur le carr\u00e9 de l’hypot\u00e9nuse, recette qui fonctionnait depuis la nuit des temps… Toujours ! D\u00e8s qu’un probl\u00e8me un peu complexe se pose \u00e0 vous, Allez, \u00e0 toi, on va se tutoyer, cessons le voussoiement. D\u00e8s qu’un probl\u00e8me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,38,1,58,113],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-correspondance","category-dessin","category-non-classe","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-wispra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12701"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12720,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12701\/revisions\/12720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}