{"id":11335,"date":"2014-09-01T07:58:43","date_gmt":"2014-09-01T05:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=11335"},"modified":"2014-09-01T07:58:43","modified_gmt":"2014-09-01T05:58:43","slug":"des-fois-ce-nest-pas-un-reve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/?p=11335","title":{"rendered":"Des fois ce n&rsquo;est pas un r\u00eave."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Toujours dans le cadre des \u00ab\u00a0Acrophobes Anonymes\u00a0\u00bb (voir billet pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent)&#8230; Je vous ressort ce billet o\u00f9 il sera question de croissants, chocolatines etc. Ne vous formalisez pas&#8230; C&rsquo;est un private joke que je vous expliquerai un peu plus tard&#8230;<br \/>\nEn attendant enjoy !<\/em><br \/>\n&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Quelque part, elle sentait qu&rsquo;elle allait avoir un soucis.<br \/>\nD&rsquo;un c\u00f4t\u00e9 elle ne se voyait pas lui expliquer<br \/>\nqu&rsquo;elle n&rsquo;avait jamais compris ce \u00ab\u00a0mauvais r\u00f4le\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nqu&rsquo;on lui avait donn\u00e9 et fait jouer dans le \u00ab\u00a0livre de la jungle\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\net que c&rsquo;\u00e9tait vraiment scandaleux !<br \/>\n&#8230; Et d&rsquo;un autre c\u00f4t\u00e9, elle ne pouvait pas descendre,<br \/>\npar l\u00e0,<br \/>\n\u00e7a non,<br \/>\nelle ne pouvait pas.<br \/>\nIl ne lui restait plus qu&rsquo;\u00e0 esp\u00e9rer que Phillou-Andr\u00e9 la r\u00e9veille avec des croissants (chocolatines, etc.) en ayant pos\u00e9 son petit guidon de v\u00e9lo chrom\u00e9 sur la barbichette du tigre si doux, oui celui du 25\u00e8me avec son&#8230; Mais quand allait-il finir, ce cauchemar ?<br \/>\n&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/acro-tigre160_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/acro-tigre160_n.jpg\" alt=\"acro tigre160_n\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/acro-tigre160_n.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/acro-tigre160_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/acro-tigre160_n-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toujours dans le cadre des \u00ab\u00a0Acrophobes Anonymes\u00a0\u00bb (voir billet pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent)&#8230; Je vous ressort ce billet o\u00f9 il sera question de croissants, chocolatines etc. Ne vous formalisez pas&#8230; C&rsquo;est un private joke que je vous expliquerai un peu plus tard&#8230; En attendant enjoy ! &#8230; Quelque part, elle sentait qu&rsquo;elle allait avoir un soucis. D&rsquo;un c\u00f4t\u00e9 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,67,58,70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collage","category-correspondance","category-entre-parenthese-etc","category-rapport-au-sol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11335"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11338,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11335\/revisions\/11338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luclamy.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}